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Those uncomfortable, make- you- sweat moments that people have on dates.Picture Ben Stiller sweating out the Indian food with Jennifer Aniston in Along Came Polly.I was 15, I went to a roller skating rink with this guy. You could tell it was frustrating him (and embarrassing me) so he said “let’s stop and get a drink.” A few minutes later he said he had to go to the bathroom. I am absolutely horrible with anything involving wheels on my feet. We had been getting to know each other for a few weeks when he asked me to hang out with him on a Saturday. He had brought fishing gear, because he knew I like fishing, as well as several other snacks I had said were my favorites.When we were in the middle of the lake he proceeded to tell me how he talked to his dad and told him that he had found the girl he wanted to marry and that his dad had given his blessing to marry her. everytime you talk, I take a nap- I’ve had 2 so far…” It got worse from there…I used to date the son of a famous actor when I lived in LA.I said he wasn’t, then asked him if I was ugly, and he didn’t say anything.
There was a guy who talked about my tits loads then told me to Snapchat him.
I was in college and became fairly good friends with a guy there.
We had hung out a few times – nothing that was ever classified as a date.
When I didn’t he harassed me for two days, asking why I wasn’t replying.
In the end I had to spell it out to him that I wasn’t interested and he seemed like a perv.