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Two cute cats in love by Shutterstock" / In my post about the next generation of cat dudes, someone wondered about dating sites for people who like cats. There are lots of specific dating sites — it helps narrow things down. Purrsonals was among the top hits in a search for “dating sites for cat lovers,” along with the sites Single Cat Lovers and Must Love Pets. Cat asleep betwixt couple by Shutterstock" / While none of the sites offers particularly appealing interfaces, Purrsonals is the most aesthetically pleasing of the bunch.
Except for this part: A video lady who, without warning or invitation, introduces the site to you, appearing on screen like a digital Tinkerbell.
“We made Purrsonals just for you,” she coos, cat in arms. Registration was typical enough, although the personality criteria (which you to fill out) felt a little limiting — how on Earth do I describe the personalities of the social groups I belong to?
When it came to searching for people, Purrsonals fell flat — I was among only three results in San Francisco within my age range, and the only one with a photo.
Here’s how I imagine their online dating profiles: 12-year-old male Seeking someone fancy, open-minded and gaze-worthy Spay/Neuter status: Neutered Body type: Average, with slight “jungle pouch.” Breed: N/A Hair color: Tuxedo Catnip? My gaze is unparalleled, and some have called me “creepy,” but I prefer to think of myself as “profound.” I also enjoy chewing my feet very loudly. Someday I hope to go somewhere fancy so my natural tuxedo can get a workout. Grow my own, not willing to share More about me: I like to be in charge, so don’t answer my ad unless you like to be bossed around and swatted when you’re sleeping in my favorite spots. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (birthed right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online.
Instead of Match.com, they’d probably have something like Scratch.com, and my three cats would be all over it. I could use someone to clean my nether region when I’m too tired. Nine-year-old female Seeking someone to boss around Spay/Neuter status: Spayed Body type: Petite, lean and mean Breed: N/A Hair color: Calico-tabby mix Catnip? Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths.Not that a photo is necessarily an accurate representation of a person’s appearance, it’s always nice to get an idea of who you are talking to.Sadly, I have to conclude that Purrsonals is a real bummer in the summer.It’s not too pretty to look at it, and while registration was relatively straightforward, I didn’t like being forced to enter my physical attributes.I don’t want to talk to someone who might immediately dismiss someone on height alone (because, let me tell you, I thoroughly lack it). I was most wary of Must Love Pets because, I mean, look at this: And I was right to be wary.